A Chat with GOD...!!!

You'll surely get a new refreshment in your life after reading this....Go ahead!!!

God: Hello... Did you call me?
Me: Called you? No.. who is this?
God: This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.

Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am
in the midst of something..
God: What are you busy at? Ants are busy too.

Me: Don't know. But I cant find free time. Life has become hectic.
It's rush hour all the time.
God: Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results.
Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.

Me: I understand. But I still cant figure it out. By the way, I was
not expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.
God: Well I wanted to resolve your fight for time, by giving you some
clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you through the medium you
are comfortable with.

Me: Tell me, why has life become complicated now?
God: Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.

Me: why are we then constantly unhappy?
God: Your today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday. You
are worrying because you are analyzing. Worrying has become your
habit. That's why you are not happy.

Me: But how can we not worry when there is so much uncertainty?
God: Uncertainty is inevitable, but worrying is optional..

Me: But then, there is so much pain due to uncertainty..
God: Pain is inevitable, but suffering is optional.

Me: If suffering is optional, why do good people always suffer?
God: Diamond cannot be polished without friction. Gold cannot be
purified without fire. Good people go through trials, but don't
suffer. With that experience their life becomes better not bitter.

Me: You mean to say such experience is useful?
God: Yes. In every terms, Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the
test first and the lessons afterwards.

Me: But still, why should we go through such tests? Why can't we be
free from problems?
God: Problems are Purposeful Roadblocks Offering Beneficial Lessons
(to) Enhance Mental Strength. Inner strength comes from struggle and
endurance, not when you are free from problems.

Me: Frankly in the midst of so many problems, we don't know where we
are heading..
God: If you look outside you will not know where you are heading. Look
inside. Looking outside, you dream. Looking inside, you awaken. Eyes
provide sight. Heart provides insight.

Me: Sometimes not succeeding fast seems to hurt more than moving in
the right direction. What should I do?
God: Success is a measure as decided by others. Satisfaction is a
measure as decided by you.Knowing the road ahead is more satisfying
than knowing you rode ahead. You work with the compass. Let others
work with the clock.

Me: In tough times, how do you stay motivated?
God: Always look at how far you have come rather than how far you have
to go. Always count your blessing, not what you are missing.

Me: What surprises you about people?
God: when they suffer they ask, "why me?" When they prosper, they
never ask "Why me". Everyone wishes to have truth on their side, but
few want
to be on the side of the truth.

Me: Sometimes I ask, who am I, why am I here. I can't get the answer.
God: Seek not to find who you are, but to determine who you want to
be. Stop looking for a purpose as to why you are here. Create it. Life
is not a process of discovery but a process of creation.

Me: How can I get the best out of life?
God: Face your past without regret. Handle your present with
confidence. Prepare for the future without fear.

Me: One last question. Sometimes I feel my prayers are not answered.
God: There are no unanswered prayers. At times the answer is NO.

Me: Thank you for this wonderful chat. I am so happy to start the New
Day with a new sense of inspiration.
God: Well. Keep the faith and drop the fear. Don't believe your doubts
and doubt your beliefs. Life is a mystery to solve, not a problem to
resolve..

Take a Love Quiz. Are you in Love?

The Love Test

Are you loved? I hope so. But you better try this test to find out. Just stare at the "You're cool" in the middle for about a minute, and see if the hearts start to disappear. Perfect for Valentines day. Send this on to your honey, but only if you're truly in love. Remember to stare for awhile, because the pink hearts won't disappear if you don't stare for awhile. Show your commitment and prove you're in love! Take the love quiz!

Well, are you truly loved? This love test is the only way to find out! Now get out there and ask that girl or guy to be your valentine! Sure there are other love testers out there, but this one is certainly the best love test, isn't it? It's easy, and anyone can do it! Now go buy some flowers and be romantic before your love disappears!

Relational psychology tests -The Desert - A Japanese personality test

Use this Japanese personality test to determine your personality based on your view of animals!  

You have been traveling through the desert for days. You are tired and water is running low. You have with you the following five animals:

A cow

A lion

A monkey

A horse

A sheep

You only have a limited amount of water left - not enough for you and all your animals to escape. If you run out of water all of you will die in the desert.

You realize that if you are to make it out of the desert at all, you are going to have to make a tough decision. You are going to have to leave one of the animals behind so that the rest of you may live.
Which animal do want to leave behind?



You have four animals left. The desert is burning up! It goes on for miles. Your water supply is running even lower than you first thought. You realize, to get out, you are going to have leave another animal behind.
Which one do you leave behind?

You have three animals left. You reach the oasis but it has dried up! You have no choice but to leave another animal behind.
Which one do you leave behind?



You only have two animals left. It's a long hot walk. You can see the edge of the desert on the horizon. Unfortunately, you don't have enough water left for three. You can only leave the desert with one animal.
Which one do you leave behind?

Congratulations! The two of you made it out of the desert!

Analysis

Each of the animals represent the following aspects of your life.

The cow represents basic needs.
The lion represents pride.
The monkey represents your children.
The horse represents your passion
The sheep represents friendship.

The order in which you sacrifice the animals might be said to represent the importance of these things to you. The one that you sacrificed first is the least important. The one that you kept is the most important and represents what you would hold on to at the expense of everything else.

Relational psychology tests - Relationships

How do you interact with your partner and friends?

1. What kind of present would you buy for a very close friend?

  a. A handkerchief
  b. Something you like
  c. Something your friend wants
  d. Something popular
  e. Something handmade

2. What kind of chair do you prefer?

  a. Fabric
  b. Leather
  c. Wood
  d. Built-in massager

3. You want to cross a river, but there is no bridge in sight. What do you do?

  a. Swim across
  b. Build a raft
  c. Search for a bridge
  d. Search for a shallow spot to wade across
  e. Wait until the river dries up

Analysis

1. What kind of present would you buy for a very closed friend ?

a. You tend to become lost in clouds of confusion when relating to others.
b. You assume that the world revolves around yourself.
c. You tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.
d. You care more about fashion than you do about your own and other people's needs.
e. You have a tendency to overdo things, but you place a high value on friendship.

By stating what kind of gift you would give to a good friend, you are actually revealing how you relate to others. However, it doesn't really matter so much what you give someone - if you care enough to give something, your friend will get the message

2. What kind of chair do you prefer?

You want your partner to:

a. Be together with you always
b. Be more open with you
c. Take more care of his/her dress and manner
d. Give you more attention

If you choose to sit on certain chair, you are not suspicious or distrustful of it. This is similar to our relationships with the people we like. The qualities we look for in a chair are similar to the qualities that we look for in a partner.

3. You want to cross a river, but there is no bridge in sight. What do you do?

When it comes to finding a romantic partner you:

a. Search until you find your perfect match.
b. Create opportunities to interact with many people, then select someone you like.
c. Do not have any particular type in mind, but are inclined to look for someone who is likely to say 'yes' if asked.
d. Base your search on information from your friends.
e. Are not too worried about finding someone right away.

Your answer to this question reveals the way you search for a partner. Crossing a river is the equivalent of going out and finding that special someone. In any case, if you don't make an effort to meet people, there's no way any relationships is going to start at all. So, get to it!

Ten funny truths of life

Here is a list of ten funny truths of life

1> If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.

2> Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate. 

3> When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions. 

4> If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.

Especially for Students----
5> If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

6> You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming. 

7> The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom. 

8> After a long wait for bus, two buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be more crowded than the other. 

9> If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

10> Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker

Priority test - What are the priorities in your life?

We often get in situations when we take decisions without a second thought and this is the right moment to find out what type of person we are.

What would you do first if you were in a situation where:

• The baby is crying.
  
• The clothes are hanging outside and it has started to rain.
  
• The water is running from the tap.
  
• The doorbell is ringing.
  
• The phone is ringing.
  
  

Think about what you will do first, then second and so on. Scroll down to see the explanation.

Each action reflects the priorities that you have set in your life. Take a look at the following table to see which priority corresponds to which action.

Action	Priority
Answer the phone	Career and job
See who is at the door	Friends and relatives
Pick up the clothes	Sex
Attend to the baby	Family
Switch the tap off	Wealth

For example if the first thing that you did was to answer the phone then your biggest priority in life would be your career and job. Similarly if the fourth thing that you did was to attend to the baby then your fourth priority would be your family.

3 Stupid Stages of Life

From the day you were born until the day we eventually 

pass on in life, we have to go through several stages which clearly define us as individuals.

Though this statement only holds true barring any assumptions of a premature end to your life. Before we dwell into these stages, let us assume that the most important aspects in life are time, energy and money.

Barring any upsets, most of us would have already been through our teenage life. In this stage, we have all the time in the world and high levels of energy to push through any occurrence, relatively speaking. With these 2 elements, we could actually do whatever we want to, as long as only little money is involved in the process. Sadly, our excitement in this stage of life is bound only by money.

Moving on to the next stage in our life, which is our working life. We could actually skip through this stage if we had the luxury of inheriting a very large amount of money from the people older than us.As a working adult, we finally have enough cash we've always wanted since our teenage life. Sadly, we have enough money and energy, with little time to spend and really enjoy our life.

When we've collected enough wealth and having all the time we have upon retirement, we thought that this has definitely be the best stage in our life to finally do whatever we want to with no time or financial constraints.

Sadly, upon entering this stage, we'd eventually grow old with little energy to carry out the things we've waited for so long.

This is life, enjoy.